EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED

Well, in health news, there is a distinct possibility that your international woman of mystery has GALL STONES.

My good doctor suspects that bits of grody-ness have clumped and are currently obstructing the flow of bile in my gall bladder, thereby explaining my VICIOUS TEMPER. I've had an abdominal ultrasound, and I eagerly await results.

Oh, the gall of these stones!

(Heh, heh. You all next.)

P.S. I have assured my dear Boris that gall stones are both SEXY and NOT CATCHING. Please do not suggest otherwise!