Well, the stink from those egg jokes has roused me from my blogging sabatical. Phee-eew.

Things are humming along here in the Petard-i-verse. The Professor is my new best friend, and he is very funny. Work SUCKs. I'm thinking about a change of scenery. Any suggestions?

Also, I am on spring break, but didn't go anywhere 'cause I'm saving my money for HONDURAS this summer, so I am bo-o-o-red. I'm actually about to make a Jello mold. That's how bored.

Well the world keep turning in the Petard-i-verse. I spent a lovely weekend with the Professor. At church on Sunday, the usher asked us to bring up the gifts (communion wafers, wine, and water). So we walked up the aisle together. I was TERRIFIED of dropping and breaking the crystal decanters so the obvious joke escaped me...

Atlas called it on Monday when he said, "When you got up to the alter you should have looked at him and whispered 'I do'."

Oh 20/20 hindsight.