Not much to report here. In Science news, we will continue to acknowledge Pluto as a planet in the Petard-i-verse. In Sports, I've started teaching a yoga class at my place of employment. We call it underground yoga, and we meet secretly (more or less).
I've also adopted a new intitiative in response to all those international playgirls and playboys at work who cannot open their mouths but to utter a complaint about something that is either a.) an immutable law of nature or b.) something they could easily fix and quit bitchin' about. Henceforth, when a complaint is levied, I'll respond with "yes, that's quite bad, but do you know what I hate? Having feet! I mean, I just wake up in the morning, and there they are! How much more am I expected to take? I'm only human, you know." I can't wait to try it out and report back to you, my loyal readers.
I've also adopted a new intitiative in response to all those international playgirls and playboys at work who cannot open their mouths but to utter a complaint about something that is either a.) an immutable law of nature or b.) something they could easily fix and quit bitchin' about. Henceforth, when a complaint is levied, I'll respond with "yes, that's quite bad, but do you know what I hate? Having feet! I mean, I just wake up in the morning, and there they are! How much more am I expected to take? I'm only human, you know." I can't wait to try it out and report back to you, my loyal readers.