This weekend, Dr. Y and I were joshing each other about being old maids.
But think about this, dear sis-tor. If we lived 100 years ago, we'd be some old-as-shit maids. We'd probably have had dowager humps and gout by now.
But think about this, dear sis-tor. If we lived 100 years ago, we'd be some old-as-shit maids. We'd probably have had dowager humps and gout by now.
posted by Jean Luc Petard at
7:47 PM
4 Comments:
So is it dowager humps that Fergie is singing about? And gout is the lumps? Now it's all perfectly clear.
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c1150, at 9:08 AM
Yeah, we woulda been so old, we woulda had GALLSTONES.
That's how old we would be.
By
Dr Yakalumpf, PhD, at 10:35 AM
yeah, and don't forget webbed feet!
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Anonymous, at 2:00 PM
Good one, Chompers. :)
By
Jean Luc Petard, at 5:05 PM
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