B'More Careful Explores Alternative Lifestyle As A Chain Email
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE - Kate from Taming of the Shrew
2. W HEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? when my b/f and i broke up. sniff.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? it's alright
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? roast beast
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? no (spinster with dubious fertility)
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? i don't think so
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Kashi's Good Friends
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? emotionally, yes. phsyically, no
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? mint chocolate chip
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? voices and smells
15. RED OR PINK? i think either is an okay color for a healthy tongue
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? slow metabolism
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my grandma
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? you damn well better
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? jeans and no shoes
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? bread
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The AC
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR? cornflower blue
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Old friends' perfumes
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Betsy
2 5. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Absolutely
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? i don't
27. HAIR COLOR? brown
28. EYE COLOR? blue
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes
30. FAVORITE FOOD? bread
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? happy endings. heh heh.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? the lives of others
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? blue and white floral
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
35. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses
36. FAVORITE DESSERT ? cake
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Chompers
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dr. Y
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Virgin Lies (it's awful)
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dell logo
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? didn't; don't have T.V. capabilities
4 2. FAVORITE SOUNDS? wind in trees
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Paris
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? not fit for print
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Westminster, MD
Now we'll see how tolerant the readership really is...
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE - Kate from Taming of the Shrew
2. W HEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? when my b/f and i broke up. sniff.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? it's alright
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? roast beast
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? no (spinster with dubious fertility)
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? i don't think so
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Kashi's Good Friends
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? emotionally, yes. phsyically, no
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? mint chocolate chip
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? voices and smells
15. RED OR PINK? i think either is an okay color for a healthy tongue
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? slow metabolism
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my grandma
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? you damn well better
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? jeans and no shoes
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? bread
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The AC
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR? cornflower blue
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Old friends' perfumes
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Betsy
2 5. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Absolutely
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? i don't
27. HAIR COLOR? brown
28. EYE COLOR? blue
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes
30. FAVORITE FOOD? bread
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? happy endings. heh heh.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? the lives of others
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? blue and white floral
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
35. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses
36. FAVORITE DESSERT ? cake
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Chompers
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dr. Y
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Virgin Lies (it's awful)
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dell logo
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? didn't; don't have T.V. capabilities
4 2. FAVORITE SOUNDS? wind in trees
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Paris
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? not fit for print
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Westminster, MD
Now we'll see how tolerant the readership really is...
posted by Jean Luc Petard at
5:28 PM
2 Comments:
Hey! I take offense to #37! I'll have you know that I've made the threat to my parents that if they continue to send me junk email 'to pass on', I'll be left with no choice but to add them to my spam file.
Yep, I'm a mean spirited bastard.
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Dr Chompers, Ph.D, at 6:04 PM
Amoungst my "friends" that send me chain letters, I am usually named as the person least likely to respond. They are correct, too. Though once in a while I will answer one just to keep them on their toes, no one wants to be predictable.
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c1150, at 6:49 PM
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