In the English language, there are few phrases as sweet as "2 hours late."
"I love you."
"Have my icing; it's too sweet for me."
"What do you want?"
"It's benign."
All of these are sweet.
But they're no "2 hours late."
"I love you."
"Have my icing; it's too sweet for me."
"What do you want?"
"It's benign."
All of these are sweet.
But they're no "2 hours late."
posted by Jean Luc Petard at
6:06 AM
3 Comments:
Doesn't it sort of suck, however, to wake up early only to be told you could have stayed asleep?
I would add:
"I'm not pregnant."
"It's an NFL triple header Sunday, not involving any teams like Kansas City or Oakland or Arizona!"
"The convention we'll be spending a week at is in Des Moines."
"I'm not wearing any underwear." [context is all]
"We'll have to bump you to first class."
By
paperback reader, at 10:19 AM
Des Moines? You have strange tastes, my friend.
By
Jean Luc Petard, at 3:55 PM
And you have an inability to discern sarcasm in the wild, my friend.
By
paperback reader, at 4:50 PM
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