Good luck to Dr. Y on her press conference! Here's hoping that "moire-ing" doesn't "interfere" with her pinstripe jacket and cause her boobs to appear saggy and conical!
Presentation Suggestions:
(1) Greet your audience. For example, you may say:
*I am delighted to be here in front of ASS today. (Now is not a good time to joke about how you generally ARE in front of ass.)
(2) Then, spend most of your time developing your greeting. For example:
*I have been interested in ASS since I was an undergrad.
(3) End by repeating your conclusion and repeating, where appropriate what you think the next step in this line of research will be.
*The next step will be for ASS to get behind more research into holes and things holes should be doing, but aren't.
:) Good luck sis-tor.
Presentation Suggestions:
(1) Greet your audience. For example, you may say:
*I am delighted to be here in front of ASS today. (Now is not a good time to joke about how you generally ARE in front of ass.)
(2) Then, spend most of your time developing your greeting. For example:
*I have been interested in ASS since I was an undergrad.
(3) End by repeating your conclusion and repeating, where appropriate what you think the next step in this line of research will be.
*The next step will be for ASS to get behind more research into holes and things holes should be doing, but aren't.
:) Good luck sis-tor.
posted by Jean Luc Petard at
9:09 PM
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I can attest to the fact that Dr Y did nothing to shock the audience or embarass herself. Her press conference was very impressive.
By
Dr Chompers, Ph.D, at 9:24 PM
Hey BMC-
What's shakin? How come you haven't posted in a while. We are all waiting to hear more cautionary tales :)
-Dr C
By
Dr Chompers, Ph.D, at 7:19 AM
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